Ken Jeong Takes Over The Late Late Show

Ken Jeong Takes Over The Late Late Show


( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>Ken: HELLO! THANK YOU! OH, MY GOD! THANK YOU SO MUCH! WELCOME TO “THE LATE LATE SHOW”
WITH ME, KEN JEONG. THANK YOU! YOU MAY KNOW ME AS “THAT GUY”
FROM “THAT THING” WHICH YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT WAS “OKAY.” ( LAUGHTER )
I’M FILLING IN FOR JAMES CORDEN, WHILE HE’S TAKING TIME OFF TO
WORK ON ANOTHER PROJECT. (WHISPERING)
“BOTOX, NOSE JOB, LIP INJECTIONS.” ( LAUGHTER )
BUT WHAT AN OPPORTUNITY. I’M SO GRATEFUL TO THE NINE
CELEBRITIES WHO SAID NO BEFORE JAMES ASKED ME. ( LAUGHTER )
HERE’S A FUN FACT, YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW THIS. BEFORE I WENT INTO COMEDY, I WAS
AN ACTUAL MEDICAL DOCTOR. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
YES! THANK YOU. HEAL THYSELF. ( LAUGHTER )
I WAS AN INTERNAL MEDICINE PHYSICIAN AT KAISER PERMANENTE
AND PRACTICED FOR SEVEN YEARS BEFORE I SAID, ( BLEEP ) THAT,
I’LL BE NAKED AND FAMOUS IN A MOVIE.” AND THAT IS WHAT MAKES AMERICA
GREAT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE. UH-UH, KLONOPIN IS THE BEST
MEDICINE. ( LAUGHTER )
IT GIVES YOU A SCHOLAR’S BUZZ. ( RIM SHOT )
( LAUGHTER )>>Ken: THANK YOU. FOR ME, HOSTING A LATE-NIGHT
SHOW, EVEN FOR ONE NIGHT, IS A DREAM COME TRUE. IT’S SO EXCITING KNOWING
MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WILL BE TUNING IN AT 11:30 TO SEE ME–
WHAT? WHEN DOES THIS AIR? 12:30? (SIGHS)
HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE WILL BE TUNING IN TO SEE ME. ( RIM SHOT )
SPEAKING OF EXCITING, TOMORROW IS A VERY HISTORIC DAY. THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES
WILL BE VOTING ON THE IMPEACHMENT OF DONALD TRUMP. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
YEAH. I GOTTA SAY, IT IS PRETTY BALLSY
OF THE HOUSE TO HOLD THEIR IMPEACHMENT VOTE THE SAME DAY AS
THE SECOND SEASON FINALE OF “THE MASKED SINGER.” PICKED UP FOR A THIRD. AM I RIGHT? ( RIM SHOT )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) DO IT AGAIN. ( RIM SHOT )
WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE HUMAN RIM SHOT! ( CHEERING )
AND WE’LL CUT THAT. ( LAUGHTER )
NOW, IT IS A ROUGH TIME FOR TRUMP,
ALTHOUGH MAYBE HE’LL SEE THIS SHOW TONIGHT AND FEEL CHEERED UP
THAT I’M FILLING IN FOR JAMES CORDEN. YOU KNOW, AN AMERICAN TAKING A
JOB BACK FROM AN IMMIGRANT. YAY! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( LAUGHTER ) IN OTHER NEWS, THIS WAS AN
INTERESTING NEW STUDY. SO-CALLED “ME-TIME” IS MORE
IMPORTANT FOR A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP THAN DATE NIGHTS. “ME TIME.” OR AS MR. CHOW CALLS IT,
“HEHEHEHE.” ( LAUGHTER )
COME ON, GUYS. ( APPLAUSE )
THANK YOU. THANK YOU, GUYS. WHAT? THAT’S NOT DIRTY, I WAS ROLLING
DICE FROM MY STOMACH. GROW UP! “ME-TIME.” I LIKE THAT TERM. IT’S MUCH BETTER THAN THE ONE
I’VE BEEN USING AROUND THE HOUSE, “O-FACE O-CLOCK.” THAT’S WHAT YOU CALL ACTING
RANGE. ( RIM SHOT )
( LAUGHTER ) AND, FINALLY, CHRISTMAS IS
ALMOST HERE, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SOME PEOPLE HAVE ALREADY STARTED
CELEBRATING. POLICE AT THE NASHVILLE AIRPORT
DISCOVERED THAT A MAN CARRYING SUITCASES FILLED WITH WRAPPED
CHRISTMAS PRESENTS WAS ACTUALLY SMUGGLING 84 POUNDS OF
MARIJUANA. ( LAUGHTER )
SORRY, REGGIE AND THE BAND. CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. ( LAUGHTER )
GUYS, AS A TOKE, I WOULD NOT ADVISE YOU TO DO THIS. IT’S DANGEROUS, IT’S ILLEGAL
YOU CAN GET IN A LOT OF TROUBLE. AND BESIDES, IF YOU WANT THAT
MUCH WEED, HOLLER AT YOUR BOY AND MEET ME IN THE BACK OF MY
CAMRY. ( RIM SHOT )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

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  1. And I agree he's the funniest motherfuker next to Katt Williams however the fact that he's talking s*** on my present makes me sick

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  3. Okay that sucked.. y'all should've just let Jeff Goldblum do the whole thing. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ As a matter of fact, I vote JG for James' replacement.

  4. Where do late night shows get such loser crowds? There must be a sign outside the studio that says “For a Triggered leftist loon and Never Trumper circle jerk, enter here.”

  5. I have never seen this guys before nevertheless, he is not a bad TV host, to be honest he surprised me. Now James isn't on TV, I'd like to ask you, do you imagine Gordon Ramsay takes over James's late late show?

  6. I have nothing against Lily Singh but I think Ken should be the one with a talk show… he has years of experience in stand up, improvisations and few movies under his belt…

    There I said it.

  7. Kolonopin or chlorazapam is one of the worst prescriptions one can take, they will make you eternally miserable. Stick to the herb.

  8. Brilliant idea! Screw reruns … Give some super talented people a chance of a lifetime to have some fun and host your show. Harry Styles did a surprisingly amazing job as well.

  9. Doctor, actor, comedian, TV show judge, talk show host, what's next? I knew Asian parents had high standards, but that's beyond overachieving.

  10. This man is a quadruple threat and idk why he has't turned into a billion dollar franchise yet.
    Also, he gave me an uncanny level of Conan energy.

  11. Ken Jeong COULD EASILY TAKE OVER ANY NIGHT HOST INCLUDING JAMES n NO ONE WILL MISS ANY OF THEM! That's how much of personality n funny he has!!😆💯 (Hmm Petition 🤔??) From Hangover, to Community to every where he shows up it's gold! 👏👏
    P.S. Kimmel & Conan will be the expction but, Fallon fuck him he ain't even funny! replace him with Ken💯

  12. I'm in my backyard like it's https://youtu.be/egIqxThwtGM
    Some nights , just a sold out club and I'm the only one in my backyard.
    Do you have the footage of when God ran Earth up like a Ribbon and we all got back on the spaceship? https://youtu.be/HL1UzIK-flA

  13. He should gave entered like he did in post credit scene of Hangover 3 shouting loudly 'Whats up b*tches he he he he !!!'

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