Brie Larson Studies Jimmy Kimmel for Guest Hosting Duties

Brie Larson Studies Jimmy Kimmel for Guest Hosting Duties


IS ANYONE READY FOR CHRISTMAS? I REALLY HOPE NO ONE IS, BECAUSE MY KIDS, THOUGH, ARE VERY READY. THEY’VE HAD ENOUGH OF BEING GOOD. THEY ARE DONE WITH IT. THIS ELF ON THE SHELF IS LIKE THE FBI WATCHING THEM AT ALL TIMES. MY DAUGHTER JANE IS 5 NOW. SHE’S VERY FOCUSSED ON THE ELF. WE HAVE TO MOVE HIM AROUND AT NIGHT, SHE SAYS WHERE DOES THE ELF GO EVERY NIGHT. AND MY WIFE SAYS HE GOES HOME TO THE NORTH POLE TO TELL SANTA WHAT HE SAW. AM AND SHE SAYS HOW DOES HE GO ALL THE WAY BACK THERE AND THEN BACK HERE FOR MORNING. AND THEN SHE SAID, AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING? THINGS ARE HARD TO BELIEVE. IN WASHINGTON TONIGHT, THEY ARE DECORATING THE HALLS OF CONGRESS AS WE CELEBRATE IMPEACHMENT EVE. TOMORROW THE HOUSE WILL VOTE TO PRESUMABLY IMPEACH DONALD TRUMP. IF I WORKED AT THE WHITE HOUSE, I WOULD DEFINITELY CALL IN SICK TOMORROW. I’D BE LIKE, OH, I FEEL SOMETHING COMING ON. REPUBLICANS CONTINUE TO INSIST THERE’S NOTHING ILLEGAL ABOUT THE ILLEGAL THINGS THE PRESIDENT DID. THEY’RE DOUBLING DOWN ON CONSPIRACY THEORIES, DISTRACTION TECHNIQUES. THEY’RE DEMANDING TO KNOW THE IDENTITY OF JOE BIDEN’S SECRET SANTA. IT’S GOTTEN RIDICULOUS. YESTERDAY THE HOUSE JUDICIARY COMMITTEE RELEASED A 658-PAGE REPORT DETAILING THE PRESIDENT’S MISDEEDS. YOU EXPECT THE AMERICAN PUBLIC TO READ A 650-PAGE ANYTHING? WE CAN’T CATCH UP ON OUR TV SHOWS. UNLESS THAT REPORT COMES PRINTED ON A PIZZA BOX, NOBODY IS GOING TO SEE IT. THE PRESIDENT LASHED OUT TODAY, SHOCKING, I KNOW. HE SAID HE TAKES ZERO RESPONSIBILITY FOR HIS IMPEACHMENT. OF COURSE HE SAYS THE SAME ABOUT ERIC AND DONALD JR. HE SENT A SIX-PAGE LETTER TO NANCY PELOSI, THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE. AND THIS MIGHT BE THE MOST DERANGED LETTER TO SANTA EVER. IT’S A LONG, STUPID, DISINGENUOUS AND INCOHERENT DEFENSE, SIGNED BY AN ANGRY GORILLA WITH A SHARPIE. IS THAT A SIGNATURE OR A SEIZURE? THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T SNORT SUDAFED ON AN EMPTY STOMACH. ONCE TRUMP GETS IMPEACHED, WHICH WILL HAPPEN TOMORROW, THERE WILL BE A TRIAL IN THE REPUBLICAN-CONTROLLED SENATE. THAT WILL BE A JOKE. SENATE LEADER MITCH McCONNELL REJECTED DEMOCRAT’S REQUEST FOR WITNESSES. HE WANTS A NO-WITNESS TRIAL. HE SAID IHE’LL BE RUNNING THE TRIAL IN COORDINATION WITH THE WHITE HOUSE. THAT’S SMART, LET THE GUY IN IT RUN IT. 60% OF AMERICANS, THANK YOU. BELIEVE THAT TRUMP WILL GET A FAIR TRIAL IN THE SENATE. OH, THANKS, EVERYBODY. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] BUT WHEN THEY SAY A FAIR TRIAL, THEY DON’T MEAN UNBIASSED. THEY MEAN THEY’RE EXPECTING IT TO BE FAIR LIKE A COUNTY FAIR WITH CORN DOGS AND FARM ANIMALS AND A PERFORMANCE BY TOBY KEITH. WHAT IS — OH, MY GOSH. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] SCARED ME. IT’S BRIE LARSON, EVERYBODY.>>HI. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>Jimmy: LURKING BEHIND ME. I’M GLAD YOU’RE HERE, BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?>>I’M PRACTICING.>>Jimmy: PRACTICING WHAT?>>I’M PRACTICING TO DO THE MONOLOGUE TOMORROW.>>Jimmy: TOMORROW I HAVE AN EXCUSED ABSENCE AND BRIE HAS AGREED TO STEP IN FOR ME.>>I HAVE CAUSTIC AMOUNTS OF RADIATION FROM A CAUSTIC ROCK.>>Jimmy: SO THIS IS THIS NOW.>>I WANT TO UNDERSTAND THE PHYSICALITY OF WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A TALK SHOW HOST. I WANT TO STAND LIKE YOU, TALK LIKE YOU, AND I’M EVEN WEARING YOUR SPANX RIGHT NOW.>>Jimmy: THAT’S WEIRD. I’M SORRY, I DON’T MEAN TO JUDGE YOU.>>IT’S FINE, IT’S FINE. FINISH THAT AND I’LL GISJUST BE OVER HERE, BE NATURAL. DON’T MIND ME.>>Jimmy: THAT’S BRIE LARSON, EVERYBODY. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] OKAY, SO, THIS IS A HOLIDAY THING THAT I DIDN’T KNOW WAS A THING UNTIL TODAY. APPARENTLY WE HAVE A SHOPPING PROBLEM IN THE UNITED STATES. THAT, WE KNEW. BUT OUT OF TWO OUT OF FIVE AMERICANS, 39% DO THEIR HOLIDAY SHOPPING WHILE DRIVING.>>DRIVING!>>Jimmy: WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE. DO YOUR SHOPPING WHERE EVERYONE ELSE DOES IT, AT WORK.>>AT WORK! SORRY.>>Jimmy: I’M SORRY. THIS IS MAKING IT A LITTLE HARD FOR ME TO DO THIS.>>THIS IS MAKING IT A LITTLE HARD, YEAH, OF COURSE. I’M SORRY THAT THIS IS YOUR, I’M JUST TRYING TO DO A GOOD JOB. I’LL GET OUT OF YOUR WAY. I’LL GO. I’M LEAVING.>>Jimmy: THANKS, BRIE. I’LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.>>OKAY.>>Jimmy: BACK TO THE DRIVING AND SHOPPING, IT’S A DANGEROUS THING TO DO, AND YOU SHOULDN’T DO IT, BUT IF YOU DO DO IT AND A COP PULLS YOU OVER AND ASKS WHAT YOU WERE DOING ON YOUR PHONE, JUST SAY, “BUYING YOU AN X BOX, OFFICER.” YOU’RE DOING IT AGAIN, AREN’T YOU?>>YOU’RE REALLY BEING A BABY ABOUT THIS, BYE.>>Jimmy: I’M TRYING, THANK YOU. IT’S ANNOYING. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ALL RIGHT, SO ANYWAY, WHERE WAS I? OH, ABC YESTERDAY UNVEILED A NEW CROP OF ROMANTIC HOPEFULS FOR THE NEW SEASON OF “THE BACHELOR.” DID YOU SEE ANY OF THESE? THREE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS AND FIVE BEAUTY PAGEANT WINNERS THIS SEASON. AND SOME OF THE CONTESTANTS HAVE INTERESTING JOBS. KELSEY IS A PROFESSIONAL CLOTHIER FROM IOWA, WHICH I BELIEVE MEANS SHE WORKS AT MARSHALLS. AINVENT AVENLY IS A CATTLE RANCHER, ONE LAT LATE ENTRY, MIKE BLOOMBERG, WHO CLAIMS TO BE A BILLIONAIRE. THAT’S, THAT’S BRIE LARSON, SHE’S VERY COMMITTED TO THIS. BY THE WAY, THE REASON BRIE IS HOSTING OUR SHOW TOMORROW, TOMORROW NIGHT IN PRIME TIME, I’M TEAMING UP WITH NORMAN LEER FOR ANOTHER EDITION OF LIVE IN FRONT OF A STUDIO AUDIENCE. WE DID THIS IN MAY. WE DID EPISODES OF “ALL IN THE FAMILY” AND “THE JEFFERSONS”. AND THIS YEAR WE’RE DOING “ALL IN THE FAMILY” AND “GOOD TIMES.” JOINING US NOW IS EVERYBODY FROM THE CAST. HOW ARE YOU? THANKS FOR BEING A PART OF THIS. LOOK AT THAT, THERE THEY ARE WITH THE GREAT NORMAN LEAR FROM “ALL IN THE FAMILY.” DOES ANYONE FEEL THAT SIGNING UP FOR THIS WAS A HUGE MISTAKE? [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, ANYONE CAN ANSWER THIS. WHAT’S THE SCARIEST PART OF DOING THE SHOW LIVE?>>THE FACT THAT THERE WILL BE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WATCHING AND YOU MIGHT MESS UP.>>I’M SCARED I MIGHT CUSS.>>Jimmy: ARE YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF REHEARSALS RIGHT NOW. >>YES.>>Jimmy: IT’S GOOD THAT I INTERRUPTED THAT. WHO KNOWS THEIR LINES BEST OF EVERYONE AT THIS POINT? WHO IS IN THE BEST SHAPE? [ TALKING SIMULTANEOUSLY ] THERE’S SOME MIXED, SOME OF YOU KNOW THE LINES WELL. LAST TIME WE DID THIS, ELLIE KEMPER, YOU ANNOUNCED THAT WERE YOU PREGNANT.>>I DID.>>Jimmy: IS THERE ANYTHING YOU OR ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE NOW?>>I’M PREGNANT!>>YAY!>>Jimmy: TIFFANY HADDISH IS HERE, HAVE YOU FOUND A HUSBAND ON SET?>>NO, BUT I’M WORKING ON T I INVITED SOME BACHELORS. WE’RE GOING TO HAVE A CONTEST TOMORROW NIGHT. GOING DOWN. MY CREDIT SCORE’S GOING UP, TOO, SO I’M CATCH.>>Jimmy: NOW WOODY AND MARISSA PLAY ARCHIE AND EDITH BUNKER. WILL YOU BE SMOKING ARCHIE’S SIGNATURE CIGARS? OR HAVING YOUR OWN PRE-ROLLED?>>THAT’S UP TO YOU, JIMMY. YOU’RE THE PRODUCER.>>Jimmy: I’M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT IT. LAST TIME, WE WON AN EMMY FOR THIS. SO THE PRESSURE IS REALLY ON, ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY? LET’S NOT HAVE ANY SCREWUPS AT ALL. THANK YOU ALL. WE’LL SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT. “ALL IN THE FAMILY”, AND “GOOD TIMES”, HERE ON ABC. AND BY THIS TIME TOMORROW NIGHT EVERY ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WILL BE ZERO DEGREES FROM KEVIN BACON, WHICH IS PROBABLY THE MOST EXCITING THING OF ALL. SO TONIGHT ON THE SHOW WE HAVE A GOOD ONE. OH, BRIE, DCOME BACK TOMORROW!>>THANK YOU FOR THE OPPORTUNITY.>>Jimmy: YOU’RE WELCOME.>>Jimmy: TONIGHT ON THE SHOW, KAREN GILLAN, MARK ROBER, KEVIN GARNETT IS HERE AND WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ADAM SANDLER.

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  1. Wait, I just noticed something. Kimmel looks at a teleprompter and sees himself as he speaks (kind of like picture in picture). He must have known Larson was behind him… plus it was scripted and practiced in the afternoon 1:00 PM show haha so I guess my first point is moot 🤔😅

  2. She learned how it’s done from Jimmy and then she brought her breast. I mean she brought her best. She actually did a great job.

  3. i used to like kimmel but i hate him constantly insulting and pushing against the president he is your president you can have you views just dont shove them down our throats

  4. What she gonna do, call on the audience for personal assault and I bet when somome asks her a question, she's gonna take it up the butt

  5. Disney Trying Best to Clear Brie Larson’s image by giving all this.
    She is done…Stop Trying Marvel
    She fu…kd her own Career

    Its Over For Captain Marvel

  6. She's doing a good job recuperating her likeability. I know some people thought she was obnoxious during the Captain Marvel promotions, but she really does seem like a sweet, kind-hearted and funny woman.

  7. Turns out everyone on television is acting and faking an ideal that we go to to get away from our real lives of misery and to compare ourselves with and shame other people for not being part of our romantic reality when they don't participate in the parts we want them to play for us. Crushi – 🧡 💛 💚 💙 💜 🖤 +

  8. I can’t wait until President Trump executes Kimmel for treason! I bet he replaces him with a real american who doesn’t hate the President and God, Adam Carolla! MAGA! Trump 2020 and forever!

  9. I used to like watching this show. I like Jimmy, Guillermo and the rest of the crew. What I don’t understand is why a host would antagonize a large portion of its viewers over their political views. Is this seriously good business? I just wish that a late night host would ditch the politics and find other things to talk about. If you change some of the material and quit campaigning on-air you will get twice as many viewers..

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